May 2012
When your mom buys you clothes that you don't...
thebestlolz:
when guys see my face
extraordinharrylyfabulouis:
lewietomlinson:
Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.
theevermysteriousowl:
unclenicky:
OH MY GOD...
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
When my mom is on the phone
dominicandarwinism:
Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?
Me:
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
I love using big words to sound smart....I mean,...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
That awkward moment when you set something down...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
how to prepare for exams:
do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
freak out
sleep
dont be shy, anons welcome
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
deadb1ogger:
WHY ARE THERE PREGNANT EIGHTH GRADERS AT MY SCHOOL WHEN I DONT EVEN HOLD HANDS WITH BOYS
WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…
laugh-addict:
And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7
via laugh-addict